My vegan take on a traditional none pizza left beef
My vegan take on a traditional none pizza left beef
by rakuu
20 Comments
zartanator
Who hurt you?
DouglasBubletrousers

CarpetsManyTurtles
Are you okay? My dms are a safe space
mmmmpisghetti
They make vegan “mozzarella cheese”. I know this because I had some rejected by a grocery warehouse in Washington state (crushed boxes) and I got on the local subreddit and found a guy to take all 5 cases so I didn’t have to throw it away. He said his wife and daughter are vegan and they were super happy to get it.
So anyway, there’s vegan cheese. You have no excuse for this.
GuyFromLI747
Come on bro … it could have been distributed better and shit some daiya cheese would have made it edible … you deserve 30 days in the hole for this crime against vegans
Expression-Little
Couldn’t you just fold it to make a calzone?
absolutebeginners
Lots of ignorant people in the comments!
bumberbuggles
Why are you doing that? There’s lots of vegan options. Why are you doing that? Why are you trying to hurt pizzas feelings?
CPlus902
Everybody else is missing the point. While you have achieved Left Beef, you have failed the initial task of None Pizza by having sauce on your pizza.
This is why you are guilty of a crime.
justice-for-tuvix
None pizza with left beef has its own Wikipedia article, for anyone not in the know.
20 Comments
Who hurt you?

Are you okay? My dms are a safe space
They make vegan “mozzarella cheese”. I know this because I had some rejected by a grocery warehouse in Washington state (crushed boxes) and I got on the local subreddit and found a guy to take all 5 cases so I didn’t have to throw it away. He said his wife and daughter are vegan and they were super happy to get it.
So anyway, there’s vegan cheese. You have no excuse for this.
Come on bro … it could have been distributed better and shit some daiya cheese would have made it edible … you deserve 30 days in the hole for this crime against vegans
Couldn’t you just fold it to make a calzone?
Lots of ignorant people in the comments!
Why are you doing that? There’s lots of vegan options. Why are you doing that? Why are you trying to hurt pizzas feelings?
Everybody else is missing the point. While you have achieved Left Beef, you have failed the initial task of None Pizza by having sauce on your pizza.
This is why you are guilty of a crime.
None pizza with left beef has its own Wikipedia article, for anyone not in the know.
Damn this is a throwback, that meme can vote
https://preview.redd.it/txs6as63jehe1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5499316c98de178863087e5c7f425149f2967ca6
for the unaware
Wait if this is a vegan take why is there beef? I thought they were falafel.
Needs more ingredients, like cheese or a replacement of that… you can’t just leave half of it empty. This is a crime and a pizza is suffering.
It’s called none pizza left beef cause there’s no sauce
Petty misdemeanor. None pizza means none sauce.
They make vegan cheese. Not bad either. I make vegan pizza all the time. This ain’t it bro.
What pizza?
looks bad
Why did you put sauce? This is a disgrace to None Pizza Left Beef’s™ legacy.
Vegan pizza? Crime. Fucking up the meme? Worse crime.